A man walked into a bar near Lexington, KY and ordered a beer just as
former President Clinton appeared on the television. After a few sips,
he looked up at the television and mumbled, "Now, there's the biggest
horse's ass I've ever seen."
A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him,
and decked him.
A few minutes later, as the man was finishing his beer, Hillary
Clinton appeared on the television. "She's a horse's ass too," the man said.
This time, a customer at the other end of the bar quickly stood up, walked
over to him and knocked him flat.
The man said, climbing back up to the bar, "This must be Clinton
"Nope," the bartender replied, "you're in HORSE country."