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A Night at the Theater|
Date of Joke: Thursday, 15th January, 2004
A man had a ticket for the theater but
when he was seated by the usher,
he found that he was just too far from the stage.
He whispered to the usher, "This is a mystery play
and I have to watch a mystery close up.
Get me a better seat, and I'll give you a great tip."
The usher discreetly moves him up to the second row and
the man hands the usher a crisp $1.00 bill.
The usher looks at the dollar, frowns at him,
then leans over and whispers . . . "The butler did it."
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