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Farm Animal Sounds|
Date of Joke: Tuesday, 9th December, 2003
A primary school teacher decided to see how many of the city kids knew what
sounds farm animals made. She asked the kids to put their hands up if they
knew the correct sound.
"Who knows what sound a cow makes?" she asked.
Cindy put her hand up and said "Moooo!"
"Very good" replied the teacher,"what sound do sheep make?"
"Baaaa" answered Jimmy.
She continued this for a while.
Then she asked, "What sound does a pig make?"
All the hands in the class went up. She was surprised at the response. She
chose Little Johnny at the back of the class. He stood up, took a deep
breath, and screamed,
"Up against the wall you son of a bitch!!"
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