3 contractors are in a bar after work enjoying a cold one,
when a truck crashes into the bar killing all of them. They
are at the pearly gates and Saint Peter say's "This is perfect
the gates need repair and I can get three estimates" He asks
the first contractor Bubba what it would take to fix the gates.
Bubba walks over to the gates, inspects them, measures them
and gives Saint peter an estimate of $750.
Saint Peter says thank you and asks the next contractor for an
estimate. He walks over to the gates, inspects them, measures
them and gives Saint Peter an estimate of $1500, and tells him
I won't make a dime off this.
Saint Peter says thank you and asks the next contractor for an estimate.
Anthony quickly gives Saint Peter a price of $2750. Saint Peter asks
Anthony how he could come up with an estimate of two thousand seven
hundred and fifty dollars without even inspecting or measuring the gates.
Anthony replys, It's easy Saint Peter, $1000 for you, $1000 for me, $750 for Bubba.