Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent,
and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must
not get even a drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock
the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.
In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at
the door. "Who is it?", calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and deciding that no harm
can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice boobs," says the man, "where do you want the blinds?