A little country boy was sitting on the curb
with a quart of turpentine and just shaking it all
up; just watching all the bubbles.
A priest came along and asked the little boy what he
was doing. The little boy replied "Well, I'm a just
shakin' the most powerful liquid in the world, it's
The Priest said, "No, son, the most powerful liquid in
the world is Holy Water." If you take some of this
Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant woman's belly,
she'll pass a healthy baby boy."
The little boy replied, "Shoot, that ain't nothin'.
You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a
cat's a$$, he'll pass a motorcycle.."