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Three Old Men
Date of Joke: Sunday, 17th August, 2003
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Three old men are discussing their sex lives. The Italian man says, "Last
week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive
oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for 5 minutes at the end."
The Frenchman boasts, "Last week when my wife and I had sex I rubbed her
body allover with butter. We made passionate love and she screamed for 15
minutes.
The old Jewish man says, "Well last week my wife and I sex too. I rubbed her
body all over with chicken schmaltz (kosher chicken fat), we made love and
she screamed for 6 hours. The Italian and Frenchman were stunned.
They replied, "What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream
for 6 hours?"
"I wiped my hands on the drapes."
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