Joke - Jokes WareHouse

Animal Jokes Blonde Jokes Doctor Jokes Drunk Jokes Lawyer Jokes Government Jokes

jokes, joke of the day, joke

MAILING LIST
Enter your e-mail address, and click join!

Jokes Warehouse, jokes, joke, joke of the day

Joke of the Day Mail List, jokes, joke, joke of the day

Submit a Joke, jokes, joke, joke of the day

Message Board. jokes, joke, joke of the day

Advertising. jokes, joke, joke of the day

Privacy Statement

TELL A FRIEND
Enter your name, e-mail address and a friend's e-mail address and click Send...

Free Joke of the
Day Script

Joke Search
Bookmark Us
Shop at Amazon!
Links
Add Your Link
Link To Us
Webrings

Funny Pictures
Hilarious Pictures

Adam and Eve
Date of Joke: Monday, 28th July, 2003

One day God and Adam were walking the garden. God told Adam that it was time to populate the Earth. "Adam, you can start by kissing Eve."

"Lord, what is a kiss?" asked Adam.

God explained, and then Adam took Eve behind the bush and kissed her. A little while later, Adam returned with a big smile and said, "Lord! That was great! What's next?"

"Adam, I now want you to caress Eve."

"Lord, what is caress?" asked Adam.

God explained, and then Adam took Eve behind the bush and caressed her. A little while later, Adam returned with a big smile and said, "Lord that was even better than a kiss! What's next?"

"Here is what gets the deed done. I now want you to make love to Eve."

"Lord, what is make love?" asked Adam.

God explained, and then Adam took Eve behind the bush. A few seconds later, Adam returned and asked 'Whats a headache?'

To get jokes like this one in your email every day, sign up for our mailing list, in the top-right hand corner of this or any other page.

[Return to Jokes Index]