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Date of Joke: Monday, 30th June, 2003
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice.
"Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick
will fall down on your head and kill you."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of
him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the
road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still!
If you take one more step a car will run over you and
you will die."
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came
careening around the corner, barely missing him. "Where
are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you
when I got married?"
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