A Lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at
her. She immediately moved to another seat. This
time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved
again. The man seemed more amused. When on the
forth move, the man burst out laughing. She
complained to the driver and had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the
man what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honour, it was like this. When
the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help notice
her condition. She sat under a sign that said,
'The Gold Dust Twins are coming,' and I had to
smile. Then she moved and sat under a sign that
said, 'Sloan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,'
and I had to grin. Then she placed herself under
a sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did The
Trick,' and I could hardly control myself. BUT
when she moved the forth time and sat under a sign
that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented
this accident,' I laughed out loud."
The case was dismissed.