A man goes into an elevator, looks around and notices that he is
alone except for this great, big, huge black guy standing next to
him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says,
"7' tall, 350 lbs., 20" penis, testicles - 3 lbs each, Turner
The little man faints dead away and falls to the floor
The big guy kneels down and brings him back by slapping his face and
shaking him. He asks, "Are you OK?"
In a weak voice, the little man says, "Excuse me, but what did you
just say to me?
The big guy says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just
figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
I'm 7' tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20" penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs
each,and my name is Turner Brown."
The little man said, "Oh thank God! I thought you said TURN AROUND!"