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Sleepy Vet
Date of Joke: Friday, 23rd May, 2003

A vet gets a midnight phone call from a farmer. "I`ve got a very constipated cow - been like it for days, it`s in great pain, what can I do?"

Sleepy vet, knackered after working all day and all evening, says: "If you`ve got one of those small bottles of highly concentrated milk of magnesia, get that down it and I`ll call you in the morning to see how it is."

Next morning the vet rings: "How`s the constipated cow this morning?"

"Cow?" says the farmer. "I said cat."

"Oh God," says the vet, "did you give it the concentrate?"

"Yes, I got the whole bottleful down its throat, I used a small funnel."

"Oh Jesus," says the vet. "how is the cat?"

"It`s out in the garden."

"Dead I suppose?" said the vet.

"God no," said the farmer, "it`s out there with four of his mates, two digging and two filling in."


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