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Date of Joke: Saturday, 3rd May, 2003
A lady went into a bar in Austin and saw a cowboy with his feet
propped up on a table. He had the biggest feet she'd ever seen. The woman
asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet. The
cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady! Why don't you come on
out to the bunk house and let me prove it to you?"
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night
with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, "Well, thank ya Ma'am. I'm real flattered.
Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."
"The woman replied, "Don't be flattered ...take the money and
buy yourself some boots that fit."
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