Two guys immigrate to America. On their first day off the
boat they are wandering around New York City seeing the
sights. As lunch time approaches they decide they are
hungry. They then come up to a street vendor selling hot
One says to the other in a shocked tone, "My God. Do they
eat dogs in America?"
"I don't know!" says the other, equally appalled.
"Well," says the first, "we're going to be Americans, so
we must do as they do."
They approach the vendor bravely. "Two hot dogs, please."
The vendor hands them their food in a pair of paper sacks.
The two immigrants sit on a park bench to eat their lunch.
One looks inside his sack, hesitates and turns to his
partner and says, "Uh, which part of the dog did you get?"