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Date of Joke: Saturday, 29th March, 2003
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only
willing to marry a man if he has never been with a woman. After
several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out
a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has
lived his entire life in the Australian outback.
They end up getting married. On their wedding night, she goes
into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she
returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the
middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room
piled in one corner.
"What happened?" she asks.
"I've never been with a woman," he says, "but if it's anything
like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"
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