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Driving Drunk Date of Joke: Wednesday, 19th March, 2003
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A man was out, driving happily along in his car late one
Saturday night. Before too long, a cop pulled him over.
The policeman walked up to the man and asked, "Have you
been drinking, sir?"
"Why? Was I weaving all over the road?"
"No," replied the policeman, "you were driving splendidly.
It was the really ugly girl in the passenger seat that gave
you away."
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