A lawyer from New York was transferred to a small frontier town during
the settlement of the West. After several weeks there he noticed that
the town was populated solely by men.
He asked one of the local cowboys, "What do you do when you get the
urge for a woman?"
The cowboy replied, "See them thar'sheep up on thet hill. We just go
git us one."
"That is disgusting and barbaric!!" replied the lawyer.
After about 3 months the lawyer could not stand it any longer. He
decided though, if he was going to do a sheep, he would show these
yokels how to do it right. He picked out the prettiest sheep of the
bunch, bathed her, put a pink ribbon on her, served her hay on a
china plate, dressed her in fine lingerie,and then took the sheep to
After he finished he decided to take his new found lover out for a
drink. He wandered into the local saloon with the sheep under his arm.
The piano fell silent, people dropped drinks, and all the cowboys
turned, and stared in shocked disbelief.
The lawyer said, "You bunch of hypocrites. You look at me as if I'm
some sort of freak for doing what you've been doing all along. I'm
just doing it with more class."
"That ain't the problem," replied one cowboy. "That's the sheriff's
gal you're with."