After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for
orientation. They are all asked the same question, "When you're lying
in your casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, what
would you like to hear them say about you?" The first guy immediately
responds, "I would like to hear them say that I was one of the great
doctors of my time, and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful
husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in the children
The last guy thinks for a moment, and then replies, "I
guess I'd like to hear them say, 'Look, he's moving!'"