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Date of Joke: Saturday, 25th January, 2003
A DOCTOR at an asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game.
For weeks in advance, he coached his nutty patients to respond to his
When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well.
As the national anthem started, the doctor yelled: "Up nuts!" And the
inmates complied by standing up. After the anthem he yelled: "Down Nuts!" And they all sat.
After a home run he yelled: "Cheer nuts!" And they all broke into
applause and cheers.
Thinking things were going very well, he decided to go get a beer and a
hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned there was a riot
in progress. Finding his assistant, he asked what happened.
The assistant replied: "Well...everything was fine until some vendor
walked by and yelled, `PEANUTS!'."
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