Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection
plate. This went on for weeks until the priest, overcome
by curiosity, approached her. "Sister, I couldn't help
but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection
plate," he stated.
"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and what I don't need I give to
"That's wonderful, how much does he send
"Oh, $20,000 a week."
"Your son is very successful, what does he do for a living?"
"He is a veterinarian," she answered.
"That is a very honorable profession. Where does he practice?"
"Well, he has one cat house in Las Vegas and another in Reno."