A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona and
sees that the car's oil-pressure light is on. He gets
out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He
drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a
walk around town. He sees an ice cream shop, and being
a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold
would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of
vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no
hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his
little flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he
goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if
he's found the problem.
The mechanic looks up from the engine and says, "It
looks like you've blown a seal."
"No, no," the penguin replies, wiping his mouth, "it's
just ice cream."