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Date of Joke: Wednesday, 15th January, 2003
Husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that
'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'."
"Yeah" she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that
'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"
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