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Date of Joke: Saturday, 7th December, 2002
A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed.
"Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."
"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired.
"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the
ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them
"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work
on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run
to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good
person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with
real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all
The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the
office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the
same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not
work?" asked the doctor.
"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some
of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking
"So, what's your problem?"
"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does."
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