A lady was standing on a street corner waiting
for a bus when she happened to notice a weight
machine. She fumbled through her purse for a
dime and went over to the machine and inserted
Out came a card that said "You weigh 126 pounds.
and in 30 seconds you will pass gas".
Sure enough, after 30 seconds, she passed wind.
Astonished that the machine was correct, she
found another dime and returned to the weight
After inserting the coin, out popped another card
that read "you still weigh 126 pounds and in 30
seconds, you will be ravished"
Again, after 30 seconds, 2 men came out of an
alley, dragged her back into the alley and
Afterward, fumbling through her purse, she
managed to find another dime. She dragged
herself over to the weight machine and put in
her last dime. Again a little card popped out
that said, "you still weigh 126 pounds, and
while you were farting and fooling around, you
missed your bus".