Lil' Johnny's mother took her 5 year old son
with her to the bank on a busy Friday. They
were in line behind a rather obese lady
wearing a business suit, complete with a
pager. As the mother patiently waited, Lil'
Johnny looked at the women in front of him
and observed loudly, "Hey, Mom, she's REALLY
The lady looked at Johnny, made eye contact
with his mother and gave an understanding smile.
Lil' Johnny received a quiet reprimand.
After a minute or two, Lil' Johnny spread his
hands as far as they will go and loudly said,
"I bet her butt is *that* wide."
At this the lady glared at Johnny. His
embarrassed mother severely scolds her son.
Again after a couple of minutes Lil' Johnny
stated loudly, "Look how the fat hangs over her
belt." The lady turned and told Johnny's mother
to control her rude child and his mother
threatened him with his very life and existence.
Things in the bank are quiet. The lady moved to
the front of the line when her pager begins to
emit its distinctive tone.
Lil' Johnny yelled in a panic at the top of his
voice, "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE MOM, SHE'S BACKING UP!!!!"