Jesus dies and goes up to Heaven. The first thing he does is look for his
father, as he has never met the man before and is curious as to what he
looks like, and whether or not Jesus looks like his mother or father, etc.
He looks high and low but cannot find him. He asks St. Peter "Where is my
father?" But St. Peter says he doesn't know. He asks the archangel Gabriel
"Where is my father?" But Gabriel doesn't know. He asks John the Baptist
"Where is my father?" But John does not know. So he wanders Heaven,
Suddenly he sees out of the mist an old man coming toward him. The man is
very old, with white hair, stooped over a little. "Stop!" Jesus yells. "Who
"Oh, please help me, I am an old man in search of my son."
Jesus is very curious. Could this be his father? "Tell me of your son, old
"Oh, you would know him if you saw him. Holes in his hand where the nails
used to be, he was nailed to a cross, you know..."
"Father!!!!!" Screams Jesus.
"Pinocchio!!!!!!!" yells the old man.