A farmer in the country noticed that a
gentleman would fish at the lake (close
to the farmer's house) and would always
leave with a stringer full of fish. The
fellow had a boat but a fishing pole was
not to be seen.
A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a
couple of eggs. The waiter, suspecting that
they've run out, goes back to question the
chef. "Hey, Gus, do we have any more eggs?"
Gus replies, "I ran out of fresh eggs, I
only have two rotten eggs left."
The waiter says, "Give him the rotten eggs.
He's so bombed he won't know the difference."
Gus scrambles up the rotten eggs and heaps
on hash browns, sausage and toast. The drunk
is so hungry he wolfs down the breakfast
without comment. He goes to pay the cashier
and asks, "Where'd you get those eggs?"
She replies, "We have our own chicken farm."
The drunk asks, "Do you have a rooster?
"No," she says.
The drunk replies, "Well, you'd better get
one, because some skunk is screwing your