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Date of Joke: Friday, 30th August, 2002
A dietician was once addressing a large
audience in Chicago.
"The material we put into our stomachs
is enough to have killed most of us
sitting here, years ago. Red meat is
awful. Vegetables can be disastrous,
and none of us realizes the germs in our
drinking water. But there is one thing
that is the most dangerous of all and we
all eat it. Can anyone here tell me what
lethal product I'm referring to?, You,
sir, in the first row, please give us
The man in the front row lowered his head
and said, "Wedding cake."
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