A rather confident man walks into a bar and
takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance, then casually
looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your
date running late?"
"No", he replies, "I just bought this
state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art
watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to
me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must
be broken then because I am wearing panties!"
The man explains, "Damn thing must be an hour