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The Ladies Room|
Date of Joke: Thursday, 8th August, 2002
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.
She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately.
When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face
close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard
which is full and bushy.
"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with
"Actually, no" he replies.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him." she asks,
running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is
there anything I can do?"
"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues
huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing
him to suck them gently.
"Tell him" she says "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in
the ladies room."
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