Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach
when she found a lantern washed up on the
shore. She started to rub it and out popped
"Oh goodie, now I will get three wishes!" she
"No," said the genie, "You have been very
bad recently, and because of this, I can
only give you one wish."
"Let's see," says Monica, "I don't need fame,
because I have plenty of that due to all of
the media coverage. And I don't need money,
because after I write my book, and do all
my interviews, I'll have all the money I
could ever want. But, I would like to get
rid of these love handles, though. Yes,
that's it, for my one wish I would like my
love handles removed."
And just like that... her ears were gone.