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Date of Joke: Monday, 3rd June, 2002
In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when
he was approached by the minister. The minister asked the janitor, "Could
you go into the confessional and
listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and the
Widow McGee is coming. She tends to go on but never really does anything
worthy of serious repentance, so when she's done just give her 10 Hail
Mary's and I'll be right back."
Being the helpful sort, the janitor agreed. Just as expected the Widow McGee
came into the booth and started her confession. "Oh Father, I fear I have
done the unforgivable. I have given into carnal thoughts and have had oral
Stunned, the janitor had no idea how to handle this situation. Surely 10
Hail Mary's would not do. So, in a moment of desperation the janitor peered
his head out of the confessional and asked an altar boy, "Son, what does the
minister give for oral sex?"
In reply the altar boy said, "Two Snickers bars and a Coke."
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