A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly
He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he
began to tell her a story as he was putting on
his surgical gloves...
"Do you know how they make these rubber gloves?"
She said, "No?"
"Well", he spoofed, "down in Mexico they have
this big building set up with a large tank of
latex, and the workers are all picked according
to hand size. Each individual walks up to the
tank, dips their hands in, and then walk around
for a bit while the latex sets up and dries right
onto their hands! Then they peel off the gloves
and throw them into the big 'Finished Goods
Crate' and start the process all over again."
And she didn't laugh a bit!!! Five minutes
later, during the procedure, he had to stop
cleaning her teeth because she burst out
The old woman blushed and exclaimed, "I just
suddenly thought about how they must make