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Date of Joke: Sunday, 19th May, 2002
The preacher rose with a red face. "Someone in this
congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the KKK.
This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community
cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to
accept this. Now I want the party who did this to stand and
ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."
No one moved.
The preacher continued, "Do you not have the nerve to
face me and admit this is a falsehood. Remember, you will
be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand
and confess your transgression."
Again all was quiet.
Slowly a "drop dead" gorgeous blond with a body that would
not stop, rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and
voice quivered as she spoke. "Reverend there has been a
terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member
of the KKK. I just told a couple of friends you were a wizard
under the sheets."
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