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The Pickle Slicer|
Date of Joke: Wednesday, 8th May, 2002
There was a man who had worked his whole life in a pickle factory.
One day he came home and told his wife that he had been fired from
his job. She began to scream and yell, "You have given them twenty
years of devoted service. Why did they fire you?"
"For twenty years I've wanted to stick my pecker in the pickle
slicer," he explained, "and today I finally did it!"
The wife ran over and pulled his pants down to see what damage had
been done. "You look okay" she said with a sigh of relief. "So what
happened to the pickle slicer?"
"Well," he said with hesitation, "they fired her, too."
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