A man was called in for an audit by the IRS.
So he asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.
"Wear your worst clothing and an old pair of shoes.
Let them think you are a pauper," the accountant replied.
Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the
opposite advice: "Don't let them intimidate you. Wear
your best suit and an expensive tie." Confused, the man
went to his minister, told him of the conflicting advice,
and asked him what he should do. "Let me tell you a
story," replied the minister. "A woman about to be
married asked her mother what to wear on her
wedding night. Her mother told her to wear a heavy,
long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck
and wool socks. But when she asked her best friend,
she got conflicting advice. Her friend told her to wear
her most sexy negligee with a V-neck right down to her
navel." The man protested, "But reverend, what does al
l this have to do with my problem with the IRS?" "It
doesn't matter what you wear; you're still going to
get screwed." said the reverend.