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Work Disability
Date of Joke: Monday, 4th February, 2002
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A man was being interviewed for a job. "Were you in the service?" asked the interviewer.
"Yes, I was a marine", responded the applicant. "Did you see any active duty?"
"I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability."
"May I ask what happened?"
"Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs, I lost both testicles."
"You're hired. You can start Monday at 10:00 AM."
"When does everyone else start? I don't want any preferential treatment because of my disability."
"Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest with you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first."
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