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Gone for a Holiday
Date of Joke: Tuesday, 17th July, 2001
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A couple of pals had the following conversation recently:
"Hey Larry, going away on holiday again?"
"Yes, but you know how I've asked you the past 3 years for vacation ideas
for me and my wife?"
"Sure, I recall that."
"I need to ask for something a little different this year."
"Go ahead ... ask me."
"Well, you know how last year you suggested Hawaii and when I returned my wife was pregnant?"
"Yes."
"And the year before that you suggested Bermuda and when I returned my wife was pregnant?"
"Yes."
"And the year before that when I went to Bali, when I returned my wife was pregnant?"
"Yes"
"Well, could you suggest something cheaper this year, so that I can bring her with me?"
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