A woman is becoming increasingly worried that she might never find a mate. She wonders if there is anything wrong with her and decides that it is time to see a doctor.

Looking through the phone book, she comes upon a Japanese doctor who happens to be a sex therapist. She makes an appointment to see him and tells him her symptoms, after which he says, "Take off all of your crowes and crawl real fass away from me across the froor".

She crawls to the other side of the room and the doctor says, "Now...you crawl real fass back to me". and she does. Then the doctor shakes his head and says "you haf real bad case of da Ed Zachary Disease... worse case I ever see! That why you have sex problem".

The woman, who is completely confused by this, asks the doctor exactly what ED ZACHARY DISEASE is, and he replies, "Ed Zachary Disease...that when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass!"