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I'll Come as a Dove
Date of Joke: Friday, 22nd June, 2001

The pastor of donkey church realised that he was going to starve as collection dwindled every Sunday. Then he made a plan.

After a hectic advertising campaign the church was packed the following Sunday. The Pastor, in full cry yelled " Jesus said "I'll come as a dove"

Church members: "Amen"

Pastor: "I say Jesus said "I'll come like a dove"

Members: " Amen"

And suddenly out of the ceiling came a white dove. The Members, having witnessed a miracle started donating bucks like no man's business. The pastor was excited and in an attempt to increase his profits kept repeating his formula.

For the 4th time he yelled. For the 4th time money kept flowing.

Then he went for the fifth. " I have prophesied, Jesus shall surely come like a doooooooove from the skies."Suddenly a head appeared out of the ceiling and complained " But daddy all the doves are finished "


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