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The Vampire Bat|
Date of Joke: Sunday, 25th February, 2001
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood
and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling
him about where he got it.
He told them to go way ! And let him get some sleep,
but they persisted until he finally gave in.
"OK, follow me," he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats
Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of
Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled
"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good!" said the first bat, "Because I didn't!"
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