An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could
move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this, Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never
seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a rather heavy,
not too attractive, older lady walked up to the moving walls and pressed a
button. The walls opened and the lady walked between them into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular
numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until
it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the
Finally the walls opened up again and a beautiful, young woman stepped out.
The father, said quietly to his son, "Go get your Mother".